Michael Shmichael!

This is my best friend, Michael. He's totally a nut ball! We could be talking for only two minutes and have already had ten different conversations. Not because we try to, in fact, we try to stick to less than three topics but it never works out. We're like old farts together. We forget everything, get lost going down the street, and we love to complain about the culture of today's youth. I've seen him transform from shy little Michael, to not so shy older Michael. Laugh out loud. We're on a mission to change everyone's mind about everything. We're not half full or half empty, we threw our cups away.